First of all, please don't try these until you ask a doctor. And
a reminder: Using pain meds, even Tylenol, can be dangerous when
taken with alcohol!
If you have a hangover cure to add to the list, SEND
IT!
Take on half pint of egg whites, mix
with four parts of whipped cream gently with a sprits of
Nightrain, add nutmeg for flavor, and pour through a old sweat
ringed baseball cap for filtering purposes. Drink swiftly,
count to 3 just before you puke your everlovin brains out then crawl
back into bed and wish to die! Works every time.
Randy Butts
Dissolve 4 Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine tablets in 1 pint of
lemon lime
Gatorade. Dissolve. Drink rapidly. If you have not burped your
hangover away in 1 hour, call 911.
Doug Wilhite
Mix up one nip of vodka, two nips of tomato juice, a slug of
Worcestershire sauce, two Alka-Seltzers and a squirt of milk,
preferably straight from the cow. If there is no cow around, store
bought milk will do. mix together and stir rapidly.
Conventional wisdom
Swallow six raw owl's eggs in quick succession.
Early Roman
Take twelve salted herrings, 250 milliliters of cider vinegar, 3
juniper berries, cloves and peppercorn to taste and a dash of water.
blend together and drink slowly.
Anonymous
Get plenty of well-dried Jackalope droppings and make them into a
strong tea with hot water. Strain and drink every thirty minutes.
Cowboy cure
Warm a cup of milk, then gently add a teaspoon of fine soot from
your chimney. Hardwood soot is considered the best. Drink slowly.
Repeat after 30 minutes.
Chimney sweep - 19th century
Stick thirteen black-headed pins into the cork of the bottle that
gave you the hangover.
Haitian Voodoo cure
Flagellate yourself to draw plenty of blood. Continue until the
hangover is gone.
Ancient Greece
A jigger of Pepto-Bismol laced with flat coke from a can from the
night before. Check the can for cigarette butts first.
