|UNUSUAL SEX IN FOREIGN LANDS
Is your lovemaking getting stale and unexciting? Perhaps you need to
experiment with some of the oddly fascinating methods of sex play that people
practice in foreign lands. The over-sexed, talented vixens at "Cosmopolitan"
slapped together a summary of some of the more unusual and interesting things
lovers do throughout the world. . . such as. . .
THE TINQUIAN PEOPLE OF THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:
The Tinquians NEVER kiss their lovers on the mouth. They instead press their
noses together and SNIFF for a few minutes.
THE SIRIONO PEOPLE OF BOLIVIA:
Lovers pick off lice and ticks from one another before getting close. This
is considered FOREPLAY.
THE HAUSA PEOPLE OF NIGERIA:
The Hausa use the same exact word. . . ci (pronounced "chee"). . . for both
eating and intercourse. When a woman says she's ready for "chee", it could
mean she's ready for dinner or SEX.
THE PEOPLE OF PONAPE. . . IN THE EASTERN CAROLINE ISLANDS:
These randy women place STINGING BUGS on their most intimate of areas. When
the bugs bite, the venom causes a stinging sensation which turns the ladies
THE YAKUT PEOPLE OF SIBERIA:
These chaste women are quite protective of their innocence. . . the young
ladies in the tribe tie a thick leather strap around their loins. The strap
is knotted so many times it would take a man hours to untie. (--No word on
what the frigid Yakut women do when they need to use the ladies' room.)
THE TUKANO-KUBEO PEOPLE OF SOUTH AFRICA:
Apparently. . . the women of this tribe desire relations more adamantly than
women of other areas of the world. Their over-sexed husbands become so
exhausted, they've been known to give their wives "sex-inhibiting medicine"
to make them LESS AROUSED.
THE PEOPLE OF TONGA. . . AN ISLAND OFF THE AUSTRALIAN COAST:
Men and women are required to confess their acts of adultery in graphic
detail in order to prevent sickness and disease from striking their family.
(--We should try that here, yes?)
THE PEOPLE OF SAMOA IN THE PACIFIC ISLANDS:
When lucky Samoan men feel the need for a naughty Samoan "release", they go
"night crawling". . . these guys actually sneak into the tent of a sleeping
female, and try to have relations with her WITHOUT WAKING HER UP.
THE AYMARA PEOPLE OF PERU:
During certain ceremonial celebrations, amorous couples go into the street
and make the beast with two Peruvian backs for all the town to see!!!