Top Ten Bad Summer Camps

Here's a list of summer camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:
 
   Tommy Lee's................Camp Kickachick
   Monica Lewinsky's.......Camp Suckaweewee
   President Clinton's.......Camp Getahoochie
   Ellen DeGeneres's.......Camp Lickacoochie
   Kenneth Star's..............Camp Catchacrook
   O.J. Simpson's.............Camp Killachick
   Lorena Bobbit's............Camp Cutaweewee
   Tonya Harding's............Camp Clubaknee
   Susan Smith's...............Camp Blameabrotha
   Pamela Lee's................Camp Lottatatas
   Michael Jackson's........Camp Wannabewhitey
   Louis Farakahn's..........Camp Killawhitey