Santa Claus is a Man!

In answer to your femi-nazi e-mail stating that Santa Claus is a woman, I am sick and tired of you women trying to put down manhood and telling lies and half-truths in order to do so.

In your email telling why you think Santa Claus is a woman you very conveniently left out some obvious facts that prove conclusively that Santa is a man, and could not possibly be a woman.

Santa has only one suit and wears it everyday.

He stays out all night.

When he leaves he has a wife to pack for him.

A woman would never ride in an open sleigh, her hair would blow.

A woman can't handle an SUV, how is she going to handle a large Sleigh with eight tiny reindeer and land it on a slanted roof without considerable damage????

A woman would never feed the reindeer for fear of breaking a nail.

The sleigh does not have a rear view mirror for putting on make-up.

HO HO HO to a woman is the profession of her 3 female rivals

A woman wearing patent leather boots and red fur would get busted for prostitution.

For a trip around the world, her luggage would fill up the sleigh.

Women don't have the upper-body strength to lift all of those toys.

Rooftops don't have public restrooms every 25 miles.

And last but not least, regarding your comments about not being able to tell a man his physique resembled a bowl full of jelly, You try telling a woman that!!!!!!

Now you chicks get back in the kitchen and whip us up some food!