|Even a couple of things we claim credit for|
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN :
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.