This cat uses sign language to get fed.  It's very calm about it.  Not my cats...  they stand on my head or dash around the house like their butts are on fire when they want food!

Finally, something to get excited about when someone tells you they "got you a card"... this one turns into a functional shot glass!

This is so freakin' cool.   The only drawback I see is having the tinkle scared out of you on that first drop.  Instead of a vapor trail, I'd be leaving a pee trail!  Oops.

"Here kitty, kitty" my ass!