The Six Things That Will Make Other Super Bowl Party Guests Hate You:
If you get invited to a party, make sure you're not the guy everyone HATES. According to a survey by CouponCabin, here are the six things that will annoy everyone else:
#1.) Don't act like you're an expert on football . . . food . . . or the commercials. No one's impressed that you know what a Cover Two defense is.
#2.) Leave the remote alone. Don't change the channels or adjust the volume.
#3.) It's a party . . . but you need to know when to stop talking. Be quiet and watch SOME of the game.
#4.) You can root for a team . . . but don't go all Super Fan. Leave some of your 49ers clothes at home, and DON'T do the Ray Lewis dance every time Baltimore scores.
#5.) Don't announce that you're on a diet and worry about all the calories in the junk food.
#6.) It's also not cool to announce, quote, "I only watch for the commercials." That's what EVERYONE says. It's become such a cliché . . . and the truth is that most Super Bowl commercials don't live up to the hype.
Mice Chewed Into Bags of Marijuana in a Police Evidence Room in Kansas, Got High, and Made Themselves a Nest:
In Wichita, Kansas, the police had three large bags of marijuana in their evidence locker. Some mice tunneled into the evidence room, chewed through the bags, ate a BUNCH of marijuana . . . then built themselves a NEST made out of REEFER.
Evidence clerks found them, evicted them from their weed nest, then reweighed the bags. They didn't say how much marijuana the mice had eaten, but a spokesman says it was enough that, quote, "We've got some mice that are stoners."
A Woman Pulls a Knife on Her Neighbors at the Trailer Park For Refusing to Have a Threesome With Her:
On Tuesday night, 44-year-old Valerie Nile of Friendship, Maine was hanging out with a few of her neighbors at their trailer park. They were drinking, and somehow Valerie got the idea that it was all leading up to a super hot THREESOME.
But 65-year-old Edward Sabatino and his roommate, 30-year-old Shawna Chickering, did NOT plan on having three-way sex.
We don't know exactly WHY they were against the threesome . . . but we will say that looking at Valerie's mugshot, she may be 44, but it's been a ROUGH 44 years.
Anyway, Valerie was drunk and mad, so she went home and grabbed THREE KNIVES. Then she went back to Edward and Shawna's trailer and threatened them with the knives for backing out of the threesome. They called the cops.
Valerie was arrested for criminal threatening and terrorizing.