In a effort to ease the pain in your *#$, the TSA has some new guidlines.

Airport-security screeners apparently get a kink out of rifling through your sexy baggage.

“My checked bag is searched almost every time I fly. I guess I’m just lucky, or look suspicious!” said sex blogger Rori Sweet of the DC area.

Kitty Stryker, a California sex educator, added, “They always go through my bag!”

Sex-toy fans usually know when their bags are searched because federal Transportation Security Administration baggage screeners leave official printed notices behind.

Sex-toy peddler Vicki Kriner said one cheeky TSA screener even signed his search notice.

“His name was Jim, and he dotted the ‘i’ with a heart,” Kriner said. “The note said to have a nice day and had a smiley face scrawled next to it.”

“It seemed unprofessional, and a little creepy,” she said.

The TSA acknowledges that there’s nothing illegal about traveling with the devices.

Vibrators and dildos are OK in carry-ons, as long as they’re under 7 inches long, TSA rules say.