Of all the inconceivable phallic objects a desperately horny person could shove up in their vagina, a rolled-up Donny Osmond poster is not the first thing that comes to mind. A U.K. woman featured on the BBC3 show called “Bizarre ER” did just that. Doctors discovered a rolled-up poster of Donny Osmond shoved inside her vagina. I have many questions about this. Firstly, did she forget she put it in there? And are we talking life-size poster or one of those Tiger Beat tear sheets? I need more details. Also, ouch. [Mirror]

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