Monday - (MON'-day) n.
Literaly: "Day of the Moon"
- The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.
- The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.
- Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'weekend'.
- The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."
- The day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.
- The first day of not-weekend after the weekend.
- Any day that is inconvenient. Especially one that is terrible because of the after effects from something you recently did.
- The day that Murphy's Law is enforced most stringently.
See also: Torture
Note: Try to resist the temptation to bitch about it being Monday all day. If you live to be 70, you will have spent 10 years of your life bitching about Monday if you do.
